i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
this show taught me so much
Sarah + impersonating her genetic identicals
oh my god.
This is so…
get to know me meme: ten pairings ♦ stiles stilinski & lydia martin
↳ “You don’t care about getting hurt. But you know how I’ll feel? I’ll be devastated. And if you die I will literally go out of my freaking mind.”